Tuesday, July 10, 2007

NEW EVIDENCE


New evidence was revealed early this week leading people to believe that Alberto Gonzales could in fact be a douche bag. Apparently Alberto got caught saying he never heard stuff when in fact he did hear stuff and did nothing or used the information to cover up his scumbag friends behavior. This affliction; called the "Totten Effect" has spread throughout the country wreaking havoc on the little people they are supposed to serve. Similar to the "Twilight Zone" episode; they want to serve us, the problem is we are on the menu.


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